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I'm sorry.

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sexpigeon: “ That’s it. That’s what mattered, it turns out. The experience of a product. Your mother and father, your best friend, your wife, they’re not in this rubric. Your daughter doesn’t matter, except for those parts of your daughter that you...

sexpigeon:

That’s it. That’s what mattered, it turns out. The experience of a product. Your mother and father, your best friend, your wife, they’re not in this rubric. Your daughter doesn’t matter, except for those parts of your daughter that you experienced through a product. Your home, your body, sexual congress, the death of a loved one: no. Forget these things. Experience a product.

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gshellen:

I am in full support of anyone nailing “Eruption,” let alone a 14-year-old. Christ. I can barely play the guitar solo to “Just What I Needed” and I’ve been playing for 18 years. Now she just needs to work on her rock face. And some kind of addiciton.

“Van Halen - Eruption Guitar Cover” by Tina S

She didn’t break a string, though.

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merlin: “ Please reblog if you feel like strangers sometimes try to manipulate you for selfish and personally debasing reasons. Now, run into traffic on the busiest street you can find while buck-ass naked, heavily-oiled, wearing an elaborate wig...

merlin:

Please reblog if you feel like strangers sometimes try to manipulate you for selfish and personally debasing reasons.

Now, run into traffic on the busiest street you can find while buck-ass naked, heavily-oiled, wearing an elaborate wig made of shrimp- or pork-flavored ramen noodles, and dancing a spastic and deranged Hokey-Pokey as you hopelessly shriek, “I AM THE KWISATZ HADERACH!” to the tune of your favorite sea shanty.

Then, send all the information about your checking account to an exiled Nigerian prince, watch a full season of She’s the Boss, and put half of your clothes back on.

Do NOT, under any circumstances, wash off the oil for one month, or you’ll be cursed with seven years of bad luck and will instantly develop excruciating pus-filled butt shingles.

If you instantly develop excruciating pus-filled butt shingles, please re-reblog.

I need ALL the spice.

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One Christmas at a Time Preview (by Jonathan Coulton)

You should probably check this album out. When I say “probably”, I mean “definitely”. So you’re probably thinking, “Why didn’t you just say ‘definitely’ in the first place?”. And then I just stare at you for a minute, making you feel awkward, so you leave. Bye.

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